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Quidtionary: Fridge

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A Fridge is a large, tall Quidditch player (usually, although not always, a Keeper) who acts both as an impenetrable brick wall and a giant freight train.

A Fridge may often be seen steamrolling the Quaffle down the pitch with tiny squirming Chasers dangling ineffectually from his/her limbs.

Coaches have been known to weep tears of happiness upon acquisition of a Fridge. Off the pitch, Fridges are giant teddy bears that also serve as cuddly full-body pillows for long bus rides to and from tournaments.

I believe I qualify as a “fridge.” People on my pick-up team yesterday were calling me a train, so I think it works. Plus my own team has dubbed me “the meteor” and I am never the first person to let go in a hug, so…

 HELL YEAH! The Meteor! …That’s my teammate!

I think I qualify haha 

via aneccentricoptimistic
Posted on Tuesday, January 17 2012.
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  1. aneccentricoptimistic reblogged this from hotep-king and added:
    Haha yes sir, I believe you do… That high-five gif goes for you too, because you’re my winter pickup quidditch teammate!...
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    Our longest tournament ride was in a van and I was between two guys and none of us really knew each other well. Now,...
  5. divinewolfwood reblogged this from hotep-king and added:
    I’m definitely one of our team fridges :x. Though Chris may qualify more than me since I varied my offensive skill set...
  6. hotep-king reblogged this from aneccentricoptimistic and added:
    I think I qualify haha
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    Do you also qualify as a cuddly full-body pillow?
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    It’s Roger! :D
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    I think Patrick qualifies
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